An Orgy Of One

by Blownload

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      $10 USD

     

1.
2.
03:25
3.
4.
04:07
5.
6.
03:59
7.
8.
02:15
9.
10.
11.
12.
03:05
13.
03:33
14.
03:40

about

The third full length album from Blownload. Released in 2012.

credits

released July 1, 2012

All songs written by Erie Loch.

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

Blownload Sacramento, California

A sonic tank driven by a grizzly bear in a neon green thong. A big fat hybrid of musical and vocal styles shoved together and shot out of a canon at the boring ass of the music industry.
Blownload toured the US repeatedly with artists like Revolting Cocks, Jim Rose, Lords of Acid & Thrill Kill Kult.
Lead singer, Erie Loch, has also done remixes, including full-length albums for Ministry & Revco.
... more

contact / help

Contact Blownload

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Track Name: An Orgy Of One
An Orgy of One

Just breathe...
Just breathe...
Just breathe...
Just breathe...

Kick down the porno, I'll tug it work it jerk it off.
Kick down the porno, I'll rub it, love it.
Kick down the porno, I'll tug it work it jerk it off.
Kick down the porno, I'll smack it, wreck it...

This is so fucking gay.
Turn your cheek or turn away.
This is so fucking christ.
Longhorn, longhorn!

This is so fucking fucked.
Like stripper chicks, they're out for blood!
Oh, fuck, oh shit she cried.
Longhorn, LONGHORN!

Lights
Camera
Money (Mommy!)
Action

You don't know where that finger's been!

Go fuck yourself, I'm an orgy of one.
I thread the needle til the rising sun.
Don't grab a partner, it ain't that much fun.
Go get your own I'm an orgy of one!

No one says no. And they're all ho's.
Inside my head. And yes they give great head.
And no one cries, or really dies,
Or presses charges. And my dick's so big!
All the time you spent fixing your hair.
And deciding on what you should wear.
It's the last thing I'm thinking about.
You'll give it up, and love to fuck
When I'm alone.
Track Name: Arr
Arr

I am the sneaky secret.
I am the rotting fish.
I am the gravity certain
Temptation.

I am the pull of doing...
All of those naughty bits.
I am the center of this
Generation.

I am the fool, the folly,
I am the need to crush.
All the long bouts of boredom,
That make life up.

We need to see each other.
Without our lies and clothes.
And thats just how the story goes...

Yo ho ho!
Thar she blows!
Throw me in my bunk before the bus call squabby crows!
Yo ho he!
A pirates life for me!
Let's get back on the road cause it's the only place to be!

I am the needs you're fighting.
I have been pushed aside.
The demonology of
simple lusting.

I am the oozing nuisance
Between your inner thighs
I am the screaming bones
Inside your closet.

Who the fuck are you kidding...
You want that cookie jar.
That's filled with thrills and
spills and wet hot visions...

I'll show you things you never,
Knew you can't live without.
Down on your knees now.
Devils out!

Chorus

You can't resist the calling.
You cannot fight yourself.
Though you can try and
tell yourself you're righteous.

You can replace the bible,
With one simple sentence,
"Don't fuck each other over."
It just makes sense.

You cannot rape the willing,
Believe me I have tried.
The only soul you can corrupt
is your own.

All this philosophy is,
Wasting way too much time.
So tell me what you have in mind.

When you've gone 12 days with no shower.
And your laundry has started to sour.
Yet the girls still offer their flowers.
All you really can do is laugh.

Cause you have to admit it strange.
Or these women are somehow deranged.
Maybe they've got a fetish for mange.
You do the math...
Track Name: Bi-Polar Bear Man
Bi-Polar Bear Man

He's got a rotting shirt
And a dirty skirt
And he keeps me in the dungeon
Where the pigeons flirt

He's got a watchful eye
And a ham on rye
He's made of sugar, spice
and dust mites with a hint of lime.

He is a lonely boy.
And a sexy toy.
And he goes from drowned in tears
to being overjoyed.

He is a speeding truck.
And a real good fuck.
And he makes a better
Living being unemployed!

Bi-Polar Bear Man
In the skies, skies
Bi-Polar Bear Man
In the skies.
Bi-Polar Bear Man
In the skies, skies
Bi-Polar Bear Man!

He's got the sex.
All of it...
It's been a long, long time.
Hiber... natin'

He's got the... swagger.
All the ladies love.
It's been a long, long time.
Antici... patin'

So hot.
So strong.
So big.
So long.

So cool.
So wild.
So buzzed.
So rilled.

It's the ballad part... of the song.
Where I channel Meatloaf.
And maybe eat some meatloaf.
And rub my man boobs like a chick.
I know you all wish I would strip...
Track Name: Clowncar
Clown Car

Jesus wants the sacred bond of holy marriage between a man and a woman to be fruitful!

Jesus does NOT want you to use contraception

Jesus wants you to make as many beautiful white christian babies as you can in your time on this planet

Jesus wants you to KEEP FUCKING!

God looking down to the ground from the clouds
Sees you sleep, hears you speak, putting words into your mouth.

When it comes, push to shove, spread your legs, spread the love.
He says fetch, cum and catch, you will never live it down.

One more bun in da ov-EN
9 months you push and shov-IN
You got so much-ra love ta give it's shootin out your muff-IN.

You might try masturba-ting
Stop overpopula-ting
Pull out or spit, swallow, or duck when he's ejacula-ting!

Put the dick down.
Put the dick down.
Put the dick down.
Bitch stop fucking.

Stopulation
Stopulation
Stopulation

Vasectomy!
Tubectomy!
Histerectomy!
Take it from me...

I had that nightmare too!
The one with all the children.
Didn't know what to do.
Stop with the creamy filling!

I have the urge to screw!
But not spawn my own village.
You ain't an offshore well.
It's time to stop the drilling!

Gather round for the sound of the crowning
The placentas crash to the floor with a bang
Ignorance, selfishness, overkill, greed and this
Subconsious narcistic need to breed

See them cry.
Multiply.
Just like bunnies,
Here's mud in your eye.

Push them out.
Don't lose count.
Uterus like a mini gun, wow!

Are your labia looking like hamburger yet?
Let's slap this on TV, watch your litter of pets.
To observe how they even pull off such a stunt.
Hey, is that a clown car, my mistake, that's your cunt!

By all means do not stop, all the rope that you need.
As you wake up each day with an army to feed.
The recruiters are smiling and waiting their turn.
As you spin like a rain bird shooting sacred sperm!
Track Name: E is for Epic
E is for Epic

I awake to.
The pin pricked sun straight through my head.
I can't remember.
The night, the girl, the name, the poison.
Familiar fumble.
Across the floor to find my clothes.
Door behind me.
I walk, away, again, and that's the road.

What did you expect?
I'm not special, nor are you.
What? Did you forget...
I warned you some time after 2...
What did you expect?
I was horny... just like you.

Not gonna put up with your emotional tyranny.
I'm shooting blanks so don't think you'll get your hooks into me.
So do I care that your taking marine biology?
No, no, no, no...

Shut up.
It isn't worth the crap I put up with.
Let's fuck.
Or no... I'm really getting sick of this.
Make up...
Your mind right now because I gotta piss.
Oh, oh, oh, oh...

You're boring me to death.
The truth might hurt, so I'll save my breath.
No really, do you have to guess?
You're boring me to fucking death.

You're boring me to death.
Why isn't my dick on your breath?
We've both been here, give it a rest.
You're boring me to fucking death.

You're not like other girls.
Cause you are special.
Like the olympics.
The bible tells me so.

I will go without if this is what I have to do to get some...

I feel the earth stop turning.
I feel these loins they're burning.
I hear the bells invite us...
Oh wait, that's just my tinnitus.

Ladies and gents, here we go
And they're off...
Picking it up, round the bend
As they pretend not to care and
As the last call nears, time to get in or get out again.
The politics of fuck, are as subtle as a hurricane.

Girls and boys, so predictable
In situations such as this a tryst
Or just another lonely spank and a drift.
Keep the liquor flowing
Maybe, who knows where the latex goes,
Don't, or they do, someone's still getting screwed again.

A lovely little dance, at the pants party,
Unlock the combination, to release the vagination, hesitation.
Diddly dum dum, wanna come back to my place and sit on my face or would you rather try to kill me with your stagnation?
Track Name: Geblassen Last
Geblasen Last

So versammeln sich um, und hören Kinder.
Wir drehen eine sehr merkwürdige Geschichte.
Gefüllt mit Schmerz, Verlust und Herrlichkeit.
Nicht wirklich, wir sind nur ficken mit dir.

Geblasen Last
Die Sängerin ist Fett.
Geblasen Last
Sie sind wirklich Mist.

Geblasen Last
Der Bassist riecht schlecht.
Geblasen Last
Sie nennen ihre Schlagzeuger "Brenda".

Wir sind eigentlich nur Arschlöcher aus den USA.
Wir benutzten einen Web-Übersetzer für dieses Lied.
Die Wahrheit ist, wir sie wirklich lieben Rammstein.
Sie werden wahrscheinlich unsere Ärsche treten, wenn sie diese hören.

Die Chancen stehen gut das ist alles grammatisch falsch.
Und meine Aussprache ist wahrscheinlich völlig Scheiße.
Aber ich kann mir nicht helfen, ist Til so gut aus.
Und Richard ... Nun, sie sind alle die Hölle so heiß!

Was für ein Witz.
Was absolute Scheiße.
Die Chancen stehen gut.
Sie haben kleine Schwänze.



ENGLISH AS PUT IN TO THE TRANSLATOR:

So gather round, and listen children.
We spin a very strange tale.
Filled with pain, loss and glory.
Not really, we're just fucking with you.

Blown Load
The singer is fat.
Blown Load
They are really crap.

Blown Load
The bass player smells bad.
Blown Load
They call their drummer "Brenda".

We're actually just assholes from the USA.
We used an web translator for this song.
Truth is, we really love Rammstein.
They will probably kick our asses if they hear this.

Chances are this is all grammatically wrong.
And my pronunciation is probably completely shit.
But I can't help myself, Til is so good looking.
And Richard... well, hell they're all so hot!

What a joke.
What absolute shit.
Chances are good.
They have small dicks.
Track Name: Gentle Lover
Gentle Lover

Candlelight and wine.
The finer things.
In life, She says to me...
Do what you will,
I'm yours, explore my skin
Embrace your whim.
I think I'll...

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

Trust is earned and love runs deep
To keep constraint, and paint
A picture, pure
And sweet, she says to me
My first, so do your worst. Ok, I'll...

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

She called me up again.
Said that she needed me.
To come over and play.
She whispered quietly.

Mommy's not home right now.
We can do dirty things.
The bed, the chair, the couch.
Until we break the springs.

You're such a big strong man.
Well at least some parts are.
Want you to leave me spent.
And sexually scarred.

Mommy said not to so.
It's what I really want.
Not cause it feels so good.
Cause I'm a FILTHY CUNT!
Track Name: God is a Slut
God Is A Slut

When you're drown in doubt
Can't figure out
Just don't know what to do.
When your life gets hard.
All heart and scars.
And you do not have the time to think it through.
There's no need to cry.
Slap on a smile.
Cause life's too fucking short to be so blue.
In a hundred years.
Who's going to care.
You could live that long and still not have a clue.

It's an ugly world
For boys and girls
And so easy to get used.
Get a thicker skin
Because you're in
For the riding of your life don't be confused.
By the message here
Not crystal clear
Life's a test without a false that can't be true.
When you're overpowed.
Just smell the flowers.
When you're bent over what else you gonna do?

God is a slut
Yeah, so what
You gonna do about it
God is a slut
Yeah, she fucks
And I wanna shout it

Neverendingdoublestandard...

Hey you...
And she says...
Hey you...
And the walls fall down...
Hey you...
I do not care what you think...
Hey you...
And she says...
Hey you...
Don't need your admiration...
Hey you...
And she says...
Track Name: Mr. Creepy
Mr. Creepy

Roaches, roaches everywhere I see.
Vermin, learning secrets about me.
Mantis, mantis, tell me what you know.
You're so zen, when you do blow.

Wind in my hair, crossed the desserts' blankets bare.
Sold to the sky, by some creepy, sweat-saoked guy.
Branded and burned, I return to meet my time.
Blood, soaked the moon, seeks to steal my hint of lime.

Tell me what you think.
I don't want to know.
Please take me along.
Cause I don't wanna go.

Give me all your doubt.
I want only love.
You take me, you break me,
You make me throw up.

Nice implants.
Nice high heels.
Nips and tucks.
Rips and squeals.

Never will you ever have an inkling what I feel.
Just know I can't be bought, so I'm afraid you'll have to steal.

Hey girl, don't know what to do.
You're one hell of a screw,
But I just don't like you.

Hey girl, I don't know where to turn.
So many things I could learn,
If I could just put up with... (you).

Hey girl, you're just so good in bed.
But there was something you said...
And that was everything. Oh...

Hey girl, don't wanna waste your time.
But that piece of your mind you gave me just won't suck itself.

Darling I've got to let you know.
Just shut your mouth and watch it grow.

I am the zombie virgin mary lookin healthy
I am the christ upon a crutch at dinner time
I am the yoda be my degobah so sweaty
I am the hint, I am the clue I am the sign

I am the greasy rot of love for bret and daisy
I am reality tv till you go blind
I am the truth behind the thrusting mean and crazy
I am the wolf amidst the sheep at feeding time
Track Name: She Said
She Said

I am filthy factory
I am what's not meant to be
I am spunk and spackling
I just came inside

I am wrong and reckoning
I am strong and threatening
I am tongue erectioning
Something you can't fight.

She said YES!
Do that thing again.
She said YES!
Use the bigger end.
She said YES!
Shove your fingers in.
She said YES!
Make me come again.

She said YES!
Give me more of it.
She said YES!
Make it hurt to sit.
She said YES!
Come on, make it fit.
She said YES!
Til I feel it rip.

Time, flies.
Tossing and turning the flesh keep it churning and
Su prise
Cum drunk and blind going out of her mind shes a
Sub ject
Submissive, cold on the floor in control of this
Train wreck
Sick, slick and raw and in love with the turbulence

Mind, blurs
Energy flows from her tail to her toes she got
Nine lives
Everyone spent trying to do me in to this
Dis guise
Sickley sweet, shatter, rinse and repeat under
Dark, skies
Sucking and blowing me in to this no way out

Been there, done that
I don't need a fucking map
Been here, broke that
Push it harder, feel it crack

Been there, done that
Wet and welts across the back
Been here, broke that
Anything you want, on tap

You sick fuck, I'm running out of cracks to plug.
You sick fuck, I need to think some new shit up.
You sick fuck, I've never heard you say "no" once.
You sick fuck, I'm trying hard just to keep up.

Might be de dev il ah
Never say never ah
Cunning and clever ah
Be careful what you wish for here it comes

Might be de dev il ah
Never say never ah
Cunning and clever and
So fucked up!